Monster Party

There's a strange phenomenon associated with drawing pictures of mutants, severed heads, and executions - people assume you're depressed.

I almost made a short film about this. Be glad I didn't; it would have been expensive to produce, and up to the hilt in deeper meaning.

Now, that's not me in the slightest. In fact, I think that any well-designed monster should have some element of humor - It might not be visible to everyone, but it'll be there, somewhere, beneath the surface.    

By the way, this is what I would draw in college, while all the professors thought I was taking notes.

A well-designed monster is like a joke that makes your mouth bleed when you tell it. When you hear the punchline, your lymph nodes swell like oysters Rockefeller, and your ears ring like a dial tone. It's vile; you don't want to tell it, but you need to see what would happen if you did.